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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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