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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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