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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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