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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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