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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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