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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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