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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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