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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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