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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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