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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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