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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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