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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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