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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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