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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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