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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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