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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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