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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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