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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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