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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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