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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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