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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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