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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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