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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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