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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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