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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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