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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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