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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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