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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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