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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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