Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.