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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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