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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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