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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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