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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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