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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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