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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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