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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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