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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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