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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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