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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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