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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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