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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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