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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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