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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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