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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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