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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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