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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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