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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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