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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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