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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗
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