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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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