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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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