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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦
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