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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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