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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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