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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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