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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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