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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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