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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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