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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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